Friday, December 31, 2010

When Will Meps Get My Hiv Results

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! The job

With some delay, the Working Girls wish you a very Merry Christmas!

Come back in shape
and with ever more stories of your work, almost perfect!




The employee, the grocer, the Consultant and the polluter

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Build My Own Hearth Pad

almost perfect .... teacher of French

Choosing a job is a bit like choosing to make a life with a man. Why him and not another then it seems to be allergic to the dishes and sometimes you want to send some object to the face? Ben because he is the one you love, it is due or not so little.

And it's like it's only 18 and my tank Scientist pocket, I decided to become a French teacher just because it was like that and not otherwise. That said, I saw the benefits that I could draw like all the qualities possessed by one who will sleep with me. Already four months of vacation a year and 18 hours of classes per week, the jackpot for someone like moi.J've always wanted to have lots of children and thus time to take care of it (and deposit them at their grandma while I went to my nails). And then, not being very brave, the idea of job security is good. So here was my choice and I was pleased with me.

Today I'm 27, I am a teacher in high school and I discovered the drawbacks of my job. Yeah, had to happen: the honeymoon does not last a lifetime. They are small but sly tray 6 for starvation wages, having to correct a hundred copies, prepare lessons, take a class of excited teenagers, support their parents sometimes (often) a little ( many) calibrated; vacation, you have your kids while at work 24/24 you have to manage those of others and your colleagues are often embittered and suddenly stupid.

Anyway, despite these concerns, overall, I did not complain of my choice and then sometimes it happens to you little stories that you tell your man that he is bored at the office.

Just because I am a teacher, that I must dress like a nun. So I tip with my 10 cm heels and a sober but beautiful nonetheless. Biatchent female teens hard seeing me earlier this year and male teenagers trying to play nerds thinking seduce me (it's not a very smart teen male). Generally, a month after school starts, it passes them.


few weeks ago, a friend of mine tells me that colleagues in the toilet boys there is a word for me. Curious, I went with him and there between "Fanie century ...." and "Sophie B. ..... s. .." I see great "Miss D is too good, I love it to death." Yes, my school is full of poets in the making, full of finesse and intrigue. At the time, I think I'm doing not too bad and decided not to pay more attention.

But that is where came a revelation. Yes, you who always wondered what the purpose of a vice principal, the school that you saw earlier this year just to see it disappear from circulation, you, the parent who discovers that it's really a trade , I have your answer.

Because my vice principal was able to identify 14 suspects inscription.Sachant possible that there are 2,500 students in this school I still wonder how he did it (fingerprints, DNA, recovery, satellite images?? ). So he summoned the 14 kids and money to expose the culprit. Obviously, nobody speaks, not stupid kids: they still have 3 years to take in the facility, must be small. I am a bit old actually, ok it sucks that one of them has marked it, but hey they are 15 years and none of them ever disrespected me in front.

(credit drawing: Proctor )



Given their silence, the deputy headmaster decides on the return. There I put my veto, do not push either. I also fantasized about my English teacher in second and nobody has returned. On the one hand, I do not want anyone to think that I encourage them but then again, it all seems to escalate too serious.

I say I just want an apology and they come on a Wednesday afternoon to clear everything he's written in the bathroom, especially the entries on women. Everyone is ok and my honor is safe.


My assistant principal went back into hiding in his bureau.Quand I think I have a colleague who broke his leg and called for classrooms on the ground floor for over a week, it puzzles me .







Thanks to Ness for his contribution!




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Thursday, December 23, 2010

Jesse Jane Streaming Gratis

Do not Mess with the employees! If

It has already happened to you get fired? Good
me I must not say, but I suppose that depending on how it works, and why it is more likely to have hate. The mega hatred. And who says
hatred, vengeance said ... Finally often, but good nature of humans is usually made well ...

you frankly, if you were fired and that you beaucoupbeaucoupbeaucoup irritated, you get revenge? You invent stratagems to your former employer will bite their fingers?
Me I do not know, I guess it is usually quite difficult and unnecessary to do so ... I probably will drop to move on ...

However, when I see that some are capable of doing, I tell myself that the imagination of man can be very treacherous ... And funny (or not) for those who contemplate this revenge ....

Moreover, Harrods is a finger licking at the time it is ... Christmas Spirit!
More details: Loyd Hudson, 35, was fired by Harrods recently. This gentleman occupied radius of games and toys the London department store.
As it has not seen much appreciated to eject, he returned one night after having drunk: he broke into the station, and has changed the light display the facade. The aim is clearly to convey through these few words the spirit of Christmas to all the people walking in front of the building ....
"FUCK OFF".
It could not be clearer!
He was arrested almost two hours later, and bystanders were able to observe during this time that light for the least original ....

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Fasting Blood Glucose Level 6.4

to 50 years, you got no Rolex ...

I assure you, this article is not intended to revive the controversy of Mr Seguela. But the idea that bloomed in my brain (I prefer to say "flowers" that "sprouted" is more poetic, right?) Made me think of that phrase straight out of a spirit totally condescending.
If at age 50, you got no Rolex, is that you missed your life ... think is what this adorable ad. It made everyone yell, arms insurgents!
But when, you, young graduate, you will be retorted that the level of your education is not sufficient for successful life, it does not shock anyone ... Bizarre.

Personally, I graduated from college. Yes, the University, that we hear very often fairly negative. The famous pictures of bewildered students on the major theorists unable to keep a toe in real life ...
I am a graduate of the University, but I certainly have many courses and certainly much toiled that most students in schools "private". Sometimes even more. But that's another story!

Unfortunately for me, I am surrounded by people out of business schools. Far be it from me to launch the controversy of "diploma paid" ... no no, that would hurt!

(Samantha is delighted she will be able to buy a watch)


But when one day at a job interview that exactly match my various qualifications and experience ( without detailing any it, I have several degrees in very different fields, and this post was exactly all that ... quite rare in itself), I replied that "yes, that's great that, you have on paper exactly the skills for this position. But you did in college. I'm sorry, but I prefer to hire someone one who has made a business school, even if not the same experience as you. "

You know the feeling of being reduced to the status of old sacking useless?

Why, business, people do not focus as diplomas, degrees in addition to high schools ? And yet, sometimes the list of such large schools is very limited. Based on H, E, C and X. Among others.
I do not even talk about those who have degrees below the tray 5 ... no, those, the poor, have yet more to justify their rowing skills and qualities.

So if you do not go to these schools-elite, you have no chance to pay you one day a Rolex.

I was lucky, even with my ball of degree college, to encounter someone who left me my chance in a field which was completely unknown. Fortunately it happens. But I remain convinced that if one day, I'm looking elsewhere, I'll have much more focus my resume on my experience, not my degree.
While for others it is almost enough to put on the front line "graduate of Sup de Co foo" for it to pass.

And you, then you got your Rolex?

Win: 0 / 5
Glamour: 3 / 5 (for the watch, anyway)

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Muscle Spasms On Head

-breaking ceremony!

Today, the first shovel were given on the ground. If this is true, the proof image below!

Pictures taken in stealth mode / after work / night / in the snow, but I promise the next will be much better:)


Tuesday, December 7, 2010

In Between Regular And Magnum

holds you when you land ... Finally!

This Monday morning, it was not working. Yet, at 7:30 in the mornin ', everybody was already up, coffee cups in hand, iphone bread in the other, and most importantly, smile. The reason? Appointment at the notary, and become the owners of our dear land!

For once everything goes as planned, the funds were released and transferred to the undersigned, no document is missing, and it even happens on time for appointments to affix our signatures and leave with our certificate of ownership.

To mark the occasion (and cost), here are some pictures of our property acquired under the snow:)



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